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The Amoreys
The Amoreys - Unsafe at any Speed (33.3, 45, 78 rpms- Freakin' the Blues- Funkin' the Folk- and Jazzin' your Jugular- any more dangerous, they'd require a label. CAUTION: Odd and odd-acious..
Collection Contents
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The Wilder | 4:28 | Play |
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Hot Sauce | 3:57 | Play |
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Puffed Away | 2:50 | Play |
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Ticky-Tockin' | 3:24 | Play |
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Chemical Valley | 4:25 | Play |
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Okay Day | 4:24 | Play |
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Take it From Me | 3:37 | Play |
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Shaka Lives | 3:59 | Play |
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Description
AMOREYS HISTORY (CONDENSED VERSION)
Dear Music Lover and Big shot "make or break" media genius;
This is to introduce you to THE AMOREYS -a FOR PEACE band outta Chicago.
Spiritually derived and deranged from the uplifting Dean Martin hit of a similar spelling (we especially like the part where "stars make you drool just like pasta fazool- boy can we relate!) The AMOREYS are about spreading the LUV by ANY means necessary.
After suffering on the listening end for too long to one depressing moaner after another droning on and on trying to convince us and the rest of their audience that life is over- We AMOREYS, who have lived a little, scoffed and decided to take matters into our own hands- WE LAUGH AT DEATH- Hardy har-har!
It began in a bar, as most good stories do. One sweltering summer night after rehearsal the HARD WORKIN' AMOREYS (be sure to capitalize us, as we are very case sensitive!) were talkin' R&B over a pitcher of WEISS. As we sucked on our respective lemons, we had a moment of transcending brilliance. We realized some profound truths;
1. Just because you hit an occasional sour note, don't mean you suck!
And the corollary...
2. When life hands you lemons, quarter them and order another pitcher of WEISS
Primary matters settled, we rehearsed more and more; night becoming day and vice-versa..
There are currently Four AMOREYS named Andy, Shawn, John, and Rich.
Andy (harmonica & vocals)- writes many lyrics reflecting his profound devotion to dialectical materialism, cracked crab and the endless boogie. He HATES nostalgia.
Shawn Salmon (guitar and vocals) In the late 90's SHAWN "Ice Flow" SALMON leapt out of the rugged glacial outcroppings of Northern Illinois. This hearty clime provides a gothic ambience to the unusual spawn of that region - Nordic Metal and Polka bands. He HATES to waste time.
John (drums)- Kentucky thoroughbred hockey player-contagious wisdom displayed when he dons his glasses. He HATES cheap no-good drum thrones.
Rich (bass & vocals)- Handsome unavailable elder statesman-human metronome, only bass player we know of who has actually been bitten by a tiger. Ironically, he doesn't HATE tigers.
There- now; you have all you need to know to LISTEN TO OUR CD- which you hold in your hand. We wanna be your most favorite band and if we bring you down in one song will lift you up in another. Have fun and always mix your messages thoroughly- We will ALWAYS LUV YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The AMOREYS
"A nice stew of down-home chooglin'...kinda reminds me of Rootboy Slim." Richard Milne, WXRT Radio, Chicago
"I like that Harp Player." Buzz Kilman, WCKG Radio, Chicago
"Awesome...I was relieved to hear that they don't Suck!". Ellen Rosner, Chicago Singer/Songwriter