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Touched by Genius: The Ultimate TAJP Collection
The Amazing Jonny Polonsky
This music sounds not unlike Ennio Morricone conducting Wall of Voodoo, or the Frogs fronted by Corky from "Life Goes On."
Collection Contents
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Jingle Bells | 1:29 | Play |
| 2 |
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Wheat and Rice | 1:22 | Play |
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Castration Dance | 0:42 | Play |
| 4 |
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Yeah, You Know I Got a Tuxedo...Uh, Doesn't Everybody? | 1:04 | Play |
| 5 |
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Ballad for an Aging Bandito | 1:48 | Play |
| 6 |
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P.S.A from your local incubus | 0:42 | Play |
| 7 |
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The Legend of Beaver Man Spats | 1:22 | Play |
| 8 |
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El Perro Caliente | 1:42 | Play |
| 9 |
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Prelude to Greatness | 0:21 | Play |
| 10 |
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Midget with a Dog | 0:50 | Play |
| 11 |
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Try on Me | 1:36 | Play |
| 12 |
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I Love Madonna | 2:17 | Play |
| 13 |
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Garflinggg, P.I. | 2:41 | Play |
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The Bom Ba Bom Ba Bomp Song | 1:12 | Play |
| 15 |
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Tales from the last of a dying breed | 1:43 | Play |
| 16 |
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Rig Jig/The Slaw of Maille McGraw | 2:20 | Play |
| 17 |
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I'm Incontinent | 2:53 | Play |
| 18 |
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Love Lovely Love | 3:05 | Play |
| 19 |
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It's Good to Sleep | 1:52 | Play |
| 20 |
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Like an Ordinary Jew | 2:38 | Play |
| 21 |
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My Humongous Cock | 1:23 | Play |
| 22 |
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Truly Ugly and Dead Too | 1:45 | Play |
| 23 |
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Gone Away | 2:32 | Play |
| 24 |
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Evil Scurvy Love | 1:14 | Play |
| 25 |
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Do the Scapegoat | 1:34 | Play |
| 26 |
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Hey Hombuderto! | 1:35 | Play |
| 27 |
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Little Flower | 2:04 | Play |
| 28 |
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Take a Rod to Santa's Head | 2:50 | Play |
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Description
Once in a lifetime, if Providence smiles down upon us with such fortune, we experience something so incomprehensibly brilliant, so inexplicably divine, we are at a total loss for words to describe the expubidency of our incredulousness.
There are now four words you may use to articulate that which cannot be articulated:
THE AMAZING JONNY POLONSKY
Are You Experienced? Fuck that shit.
Get touched. Touched by Genius.
Read what these legendary visionaries had to say about the Amazing Jonny Polonsky:
JEFF BUCKLEY (from DoubleTake Magazine)
Q: ...have you ever heard of a guy named Jonny Polonsky?
JB: Oh yeah sure, the amazing Jonny Polonsky. Yeah. He came to CBGB's Gallery and ripped it up.
Q: It was a good show?
JB: He killed 'em.
Q: ...His songs, they're kind of derivative of stuff he likes -- the Kinks, the Beatles...
JB: Well, on the outset, and then the charm of it is that he's brought it into his own thing. It's a nice miniature. He does it with soul; you can tell the difference between someone who just slips into the Beatles or something and someone like him.
"I get a lot of tapes, but these tapes were different. They were incredible, totally rockin' stuff. This guy was born to be a rock star and he creates the music to back it up. He is amazing."
-FRANK BLACK (formerly Black Francis of the Pixies)
"The Amazing Jonny Polonsky is the best thing since bread was sliced and packaged."
-MARC RIBOT (avant guarde guitar wizard for Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, John Zorn, the Lounge Lizards)