An Unauthorized Guide to the Human Anatomy

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#		Title	Length
1		Monsoon	3:44	Play
2		Wayside	4:04	Play
3		Molasses	4:20	Play
4		I Got My Back	4:39	Play
5		Pride	4:25	Play
6		Coming 'Round the Mountain	3:38	Play
7		Vendetta	4:30	Play
8		Spotlight	5:19	Play
9		The Orphan Song	4:19	Play
10		The Pursuit of Happiness	3:16	Play
11		Up to Here	5:03	Play
12		Better off Dead	4:29	Play
13		Alabaster	2:55	Play

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KRISTY PLAYS CLUB DADA EVERY TUESDAY! SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE OF HER UPCOMING SHOWS!

Check out Kristy's Myspace site at: www.myspace.com/kristykruger

Kristy was recently nominated for BEST FOLK/ACOUSTIC ACT by The Dallas Observer.

TUES. May 10, 2005
Club DaDa
2720 Elm St.
214-744-3232
Deep Ellum, TX
Kristy will perform in the round with some of Dallas' finest songwriters, Chris Holt (WINNER, Musician of the Year at the Dallas Observer Music Awards), and Doug Burr
Doors open at 7pm, Music begins at 8pm until Midnight

THURS. May 12, 2005
UCLA Campus
Los Angeles, CA 6PM

TUES. May 17, 2005
Kristy will NOT perform at DaDa this Tuesday, but we encourage you to check out these *great* Dallas acts.
TREY JOHNSON (of SORTA), RAHIM QUAZI, and DECK SACHSE
They will be playing in the round, swapping songs campfire style.
Club DaDa
2720 Elm St.
Dallas, TX
214-744-3232
Doors open at 7pm, Music begins at 8pm until Midnight

WED. May 18, 2005
Tangier
2138 Hillhurst Ave.
Los Angeles, CA
323-666-8666
EARLY SHOW: 7:45PM ($5, 40 minute set)
This is a beautiful Los Angeles venue and Kristy is excited to be playing here. You can dine here as well, but it's a good idea to make reservations.

THURS. May 19, 2005
The Mint
6010 Pico
Los Angeles, CA
323-954-9400
Kristy will be playing three songs as part of a new singer/songwriter showcase put on by Sin City Marketing.
Time TBA

SUN. May 22, 2005, 2PM
The Creekside House Concert Series
Plano, Texas
This is going to be fantastic!
Join us outside by the creek, bring your cooler. There is a $10 requested donation. It's gonna be lots of fun.
Please visit www.just-biteme.com/creekside to RSVP and also hear Kristy's vocal MP3 invitation

Kristy's new album, "An Unauthorized Guide to the Human Anatomy" just won Best Singer/Songwriter Album of the Year by the Just Plain Folks International Independent Music Awards in Los Angeles, out of over 10,000 entries! Her single "Coming 'Round the Mountain" also won Second Place for Best Song of the Year. Check it out at www.justplainfolks.org Her song "Pride" was also featured on NPR's online music show "All Songs Considered," part of "All Things Considered."

View Kristy's Electronic Press Kit, here:
www.sonicbids.com/kristykruger
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Don't let the album cover fool you! This basic maroon cover represents the covering of an old school medical textbook. Her first concept album, "An Unauthorized Guide to the Human Anatomy," the intricate packaging of which includes a 24-page mock medical "textbook," comes complete with anatomical sketches, a bibliography, footnotes, etc. Each of her thirteen original tracks represents a different part of the human anatomy. Drummer Tony Nozero (of Drums and Tuba), bassist Brad Houser (of Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians), and guitarist Dave Pirner (frontman of Soul Asylum) appear on the record with Krger, whose jazz and classical backgrounds give way to experimental keyboard riffs and fluid vocal choruses that move like string arrangements, creating clever pop. The album was produced by Kruger, and Andrew "Goat" Gilchrist, sonic guru behind Ani DiFranco's albums.

What People are saying:
"Kristy Kruger has confidence and an artistic sensibility that reflects a caring, sensitive soul."
-Edie Brickell

"I think I have a crush on Kristy. Infectious smile. The energy of a Mexican jumping bean. I've only met her twice and each time she stays with me like a great movie that you find yourself thinking about for days and days afterwards... Not to mention her CD that I keep listening to on repeat."
-Derek Sivers, CD Baby Owner/President

"Psychadellic Folk Pop." -The Dallas Morning News

"The real heart of 'Anatomy' lies in Kruger's knack for memorable lyrics and melodies, her careful, evocative vocals and smart, contemporary arrangements ranging from the alt-pop guitars of the opening 'Monsoon' and 'The Pursuit of Happiness' to the acoustic chill of the final 'Alabaster.'"
-The Times Picayune (New Orleans, LA)

"On 'An Unauthorized Guide to the Human Anatomy,'Kristy Kruger is cool. The Texan sings 'I Got My Back' with the quiet confidence of someone who actually does."
-The Gambit (New Orleans, LA)

"Krger's songs meld funk, rock, jazz and a fresh lyrical approach to the singer/songwriter dynamic into a powerful mix that turns more than a few heads - and ears...I couldn't help but notice the reactions of those around me, and as we learned that the next showcase had canceled out of the NEMO lineup, people cheered and asked her to play song after song."
-Groove, Berklee's Student Voice, Boston, MA

"Kristy's the Rickie Lee Jones of the twenty-somethings, if that's not a scorching, hot concoction, I'm stumped as to what is...Music like this doesn't go unnoticed."
-Pot Pourri & Roses, Los Angeles, CA

"Kristy is one of Dallas' best!"
-Dallas Acoustic Musician's Network, Dallas, TX

Songwriter and artist Kristy Krger has an extensive history in music that spans classical, jazz, folk, and rock genres. Throughout the course of her career as a pianist and composer, Krger won a multitude of local, state, national, and international awards culminating with the highly coveted "Dee Bee Award" from Down Beat Magazine. As she shifted gears into the world of the singer/songwriter, she brought a broad spectrum of influences with her, ranging from Hank Williams to Miles Davis and Chopin to Ani DiFranco. Her untraditional jazz-influenced approach to folk music has carried her from gigs at top Los Angeles clubs with her band, to solo tours throughout the United States and Canada, both headlining and opening for a variety of national acts. In addition to these efforts, Krger has found time to record three full-length albums, her latest release was produced by Andrew Gilchrist, long time studio engineer for Ani DiFranco.

Krger started playing piano at age five. By eighth grade, she was performing, composing and competing in the classical piano world. She studied jazz in Dallas at Booker T. Washington High School for the Performing and Visual Arts whose alumni includes Norah Jones, Edie Brickell, Erykah Badu, and jazz trumpeter Roy Hargrove. There her strength became composition. On four separate occasions she took first place in state from the Texas Music Teachers' Association and was honored with over a dozen other awards during her high school career. By the time she was 17, she had two original compositions published, and before graduation, the Teachers'Association presented her with the Whitlock Memorial Scholarship Award for winning more musical awards than any other high school senior in the state of Texas. The prestige of the subsequent Down Beat Magazine "Dee Bee Award" for Best Extended Composition in the North American Continent led to scholarships at the country's best music schools.

Krger chose the University of Southern California in Los Angeles where she majored in Music Industry. During this period, she began writing songs on both piano and guitar in the singer/songwriter tradition, incorporating conversational and often humorous lyrics about her life experiences that transcend autobiographical origins. She then assembled a dynamic back-up band, incorporating everything from funk to bossa novas in their live shows throughout Los Angeles.

The result of this collaboration was Krger's self-produced debut, Bachelor of Apathy which was released on her own label, Do It Yerself Records. Upon completing her degree at USC, Krger relocated to her native Texas and began performing solo at universities, nightclubs, conferences, and festivals throughout the US and Canada. During this time she released a second album reflecting her tours entitled, The Noise I Make which received a Just Plain Folks nomination for Best New Folk Album of 2001.

While promoting The Noise I Make, on a tour in California, Krger met engineer Andrew Gilchrist, sonic master behind Ani DiFranco. The two established a working relationship and Krger relocated to New Orleans where she recorded her third album with Gilchrist entitled An Unauthorized Guide to the Human Anatomy. An anatomical concept record, Anatomy, comes with a 24-page mock medical textbook and each song is paired with a body part. Krger co-produced the record with Gilchrist and was able to put her classical counterpoint skills to work, composing background vocals that move like string arrangements throughout the album. Unlike The Noise I Make, this record features Krger with a full band, including Dave Pirner, frontman of Soul Asylum, bassist Brad Houser of Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians, and drummer Tony Nozero of Drums and Tuba (on DiFranco's label). Upon its release she was featured in the Dallas Morning News four times within two weeks. She also received a 2003 nomination for "Best Acoustic Act" in her hometown of Dallas by the Dallas Observer, the leading entertainment weekly.

Select College Performance History

Arizona
Arizona State University -- Tempe, AZ
Northern Arizona University -- Flagstaff, AZ
Phoenix College -- Phoenix, AZ
University of Arizona -- Tucson, AZ

California
Humboldt State University -- Arcata, CA
Stanford University -- Palo Alto, CA
UC Berkeley -- Berkeley, CA
UCLA -- Los Angeles, CA
UC Santa Cruz -- Santa Cruz, CA
University of Southern California -- Los Angeles, CA

Michigan
University of Michigan Ann Arbor -- Ann Arbor, MI
Univeristy of Michigan Dearborn -- Dearborn, MI

Minnesota
Hamline University -- St. Paul, MN
St. Cloud State -- St. Cloud, MN

New Hampshire
Plymouth State -- Plymouth, NM

New Mexico
College of Santa Fe -- Santa Fe, NM
New Mexico State University -- Las Cruces, NM
St. John's College -- Santa Fe, NM
University of New Mexico -- Albuquerque, NM

Oregon
Oregon State University -- Corvallis, OR
Portland State University -- Portland, OR
Southern Oregon University -- Ashland, OR
University of Oregon -- Eugene, OR

Texas
Southwest Texas State University -- San Marcos, TX
Texas A & M University -- College Station, TX
University of North Texas -- Denton, TX

Washington
University of Washington -- Seattle, WA
Western Washington University -- Bellingham, WA

Select Venue Performance History
House of Blues (main stage)--New Orleans, LA
DBA -- New Orleans, LA
The Troubadour -- Los Angeles, CA
Genghis Cohen -- Los Angeles, CA
Club DaDa -- Dallas, TX
Poor David's Pub -- Dallas, TX
The C-Note -- New York, NY
Uncommon Ground -- Chicago, IL

Awards
2004 Winner at the Just Plain Folks International Independent Music Awards for "Best Female Singer/Songwriter Album of the Year" for "An Unauthorized Guide to the Human Anatomy"

2005 Semi-Finalist in the Independent World Music Series sponsored by Discmakers

2004 2nd place winner at the Just Plain Folks International Independent Music Awards, "Best Song of the Year" for "Coming 'Round the Mountain"

2004 Finalist in the Independent Music Awards sponsored by Borders Books and Music in the category of artwork

2004 Winner of the 15th Annual BW Stevenson Memorial Songwriting Contest -- Poor David's Pub, Dallas, TX

2003 Winner of the Wildflower Festival Songwriting Competition -- The Wildflower Festival, Richardson, TX

2003 Telluride Troubadour Honorable Mention -- The Telluride Bluegrass Festival -- Telluride, CO

2003 Nominee by the Dallas Observer, Dallas' leading entertainment weekly "Best Acoustic Act of Dallas"

2001 Just Plain Folks Nomination for "Best New Folk Album" by the Just Plain Folks organization

1994 Winner Downbeat Magazine (America's Leading Jazz Magazine) for the North American Continent for Best Extended Composition

Discography
An Unauthorized Guide to the Human Anatomy (2004)
The Noise I Make (2000)
Bachelor of Apathy (1998)

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