Target Market

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#		Title	Length
1		Word to the Wise	1:36	Play
2		Will Not Heal	3:24	Play
3		Red Means Stop	3:43	Play
4		Just Put C	1:51	Play
5		Back of the Canister	6:20	Play
6		Box Cutters	3:41	Play
7		Pay Attention to My Clitoris	1:56	Play
8		Shovels Never Forget	4:29	Play
9		Password	2:35	Play
10		$0.83	2:09	Play
11		Alan Greenspan	3:08	Play
12		Void Where Prohibited	1:28	Play
13		Tech Support	1:34	Play
14		Summer Blockbuster	1:19	Play
15		Ranch Hands	3:48	Play
16		Repeat Sex Offenders	8:58	Play
17		Sick & Tired	0:35	Play
18		Are You Positive?	1:15	Play

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Bitmunk Marketplace Service	USD $0.98
CD Baby Artist Royalty	USD $5.97
CD Baby 9% Digital Distribution Cost	USD $0.54
Bitmunk Download Service	USD $0.64
Bitmunk MicroPayment Service	USD $0.01
Total	USD $8.12

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"Hark! What's that smell? The rank stench of genius, no question! Dig this musical flatulence, it brought much guffawing from my face.Satire? No idea, I like to think its just weird for its own sake.Whatever it is, its highly entertaining.Venture forth and conquer!"
-Frothing Billy Sasquatch



".... it's so beautiful .... The longest 10 minutes of my life... for anyone who has so much hatred for mp3.com to make fun of BOTH them AND retards... proper soluting should be done... you've opened a whole new void of noise to me.... beautiful... i laughed, i cried, then i laughed again... and cried a little more then the first time... i want my 10 minutes back..."
-Kittie-spittle (phuk_lyphe@hotmail.com)



"HA! Are you selling your CDs? I want to buy one for my m8 who will love your unsavoury asses. His wife may leave him though - they agreed at the church 'no more weird shit music, till death do us part'. On your concience be it. We both always loved Ween and Butthole Surfers and Snuff and Alice Donut and GWAR (no ... we hated GWAR but they had cool covers). You've got a real sparkle in your eyes there boys. You make absolute sense in a 'make completely no sense' kind of a way. Thanks for not trying to impress. I haven't laughed so much since my Auntie Dave got her beard caught in the mangle."
-Andy (andymcara@hotmail.com - http://mp3jayz.iuma.com)



"I am speechless...speechless. Got any Gum?"
-Anonymous



"Enter here.The residents of negitiveland! These boys have an image to die for! Unparalleled melodic development whit a harmonic sophistication that could peel bananas. This is what the face of electronica could have been if lifted only a little higher. These guy's have got hold of the real deal! Apes Past Fleas Elf!"
-ALIEN TELEGRAPH (ZervanAkrana@Poof.goof - http://alientelegraph.tripod.com/alientelegraphic)



"Fuck yeah man! That shit is dope and weird and all get out. Way to represent whatever you guys are representin'."
-Johnny Brickhouse (johnnybrickhouse40oz@yahoo.com)



"I CAN'T HELP YOU WITH YOUR LITTLE WART PROBLEM...BUT I'M ABOUT TO CHECK OUT SOME OF YOUR TUNES...SO LET'S SEE...PAY ATTENTION TO MY CLITORIS - I'M LAUGHIN MY F^*CKIN ASS OFF LISTENING TO THIS!! I LIKE HOW YOU ARE KEEPIN THE MUSIC VERY SIMPLE TO SHOWCASE THE VOCALS, CAUSE THEY NEED TO BE HEARD!! PASSWORD - IS THAT SOMEONE BEATBOXING ON THIS TRACK?! HA!! WHOEVER'S DOIN THE VOCALS IS INSANE HUH?? REMINDS ME A LITTLE OF OLD DIRTY BASTARD!! I LIKE IT!! $0.83 - WORD!! I LIKE THE CUTTIN AND SCRATCHIN!! YOU GUYS ARE OUTTA CONTROL. 18 TO 49 - VERY EXPERIMENTAL, VERY ORIGINAL, VERY F^*CKIN AWESOME!! LISTEN UP PEOPLE, IF YOU'RE TIRED OF LISTENING TO THE SAME OLD BULLSH-T, AND YOU'VE BEEN THIRSTING FOR SOME ORIGINALITY, THESE GUYS ARE IT!! KEEP IT UP FELLAS. GOOD TO SEE Y'ALL REPRESENTIN' JERSEY!! PEACE."
-wisdom (www.xbreedlive.com)



"Brilliant, I very much enjoyed it. Better than masterbation."
-Luppen (larry@luppen.com)



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-Alecto (dominic@thekindlyones.com - www.thekindlyones.com)



"You have a great future in the music industry!"
-Shaun Beaty (shaun.beaty@btinternet.com)



"AS A FORMER ST ST STUTTERER MY SELF...I BELIVE IN THEIR CAUSE! ITS JUST NOT RIGHT PEOPLE! SUPPORT P.A.D.S. 18 TO 49! WATCH YALL...THIS IS FOR THE KIDS! AND ONLY FOR THE KIDS! THESE GLAMROCK PORTRAYED, SELF ACCLAIMED CHRISTIANS KICK MAJOR ASS ST. PETER... I SAID PETER...FROM REPEAT SEX OFFENDERS TO ALAN GREENSPAN...NOBODY IS SAFE! GET YOUR HIV DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOORSTEP...NOW! WHILE ITS STILL ON SALE...$.83 CENTS...I THINK I MADE THE WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN AT MP3.COM...SO LOOK ON THE BACK OF YOUR CANISTERS, FIND THE PASSWORD AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY CLITORIS DAMNIT....IT NEEDS LOVE! A WORD TO THE WISE...INDULGE YOURSELF WITH PHAT SPLIFFS AND BE PREPARED TO LAUGH YOUR FRICKING ASS OFF! I GIVE THIS 2 THUMBS UP! A DEFINITE MUST LISTEN FOR EVERYONE! REMEMBER... SHOVELS NEVER FORGET! SO GO...LISTEN, DOWNLOAD...WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO! BUT YOU BETTER CHECK THESE FREAKY FALKERS OUT! OR I'LL TELL YOUR PASTOR!"
-akwalungs (intergalacktik@hotmail.com - http://MKULTRA.iuma.com)



"YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY. I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!"
-Dr. Felix Spector (doctorf@concentric.net)