Audio Collection
Don't Sneeze Choo-choo Train!
Robert The Guitar Guy
This collection of "bluesy rock" sing-along songs is geared for children ages 2 to 8. Parents and grandparents will recognize songs in the style of the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, James Brown, the Classics Five, the Isley Brothers and more.
Collection Contents
| # | Title | Length | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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Mr. Train | 2:01 | Play |
| 2 |
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Cassie, The Fire Dog | 2:16 | Play |
| 3 |
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Homebody Pie | 2:08 | Play |
| 4 |
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Blue Food | 2:16 | Play |
| 5 |
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Parakeet Watch Out! | 1:20 | Play |
| 6 |
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Messy | 2:35 | Play |
| 7 |
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Get Out Of My Room! | 2:29 | Play |
| 8 |
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Telephone Ringing | 2:50 | Play |
| 9 |
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Horny-billed Bazooka | 2:15 | Play |
| 10 |
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You Come Here! | 2:33 | Play |
| 11 |
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Please Don't Go To Work | 1:50 | Play |
| 12 |
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Go To Sleep | 3:11 | Play |
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Description
Don't Sneeze is a 2004 iParenting Media Award winner!
See http://iparentingmediaawards.com/winners/3/Audio.php
School Library Journal, a magazine that goes to every library in the U.S.A., called Don't Sneeze "fun, varied, and upbeat."
Robert The Guitar Guy (Robert Markowitz) is a children's musician and storyteller.
Out of thousands of children's songs on CDBaby.com, his "Bossanova Boo-boo" was chosen for CD Baby's 12-song compilation album in 2003.
His first album, MOVING TO THE BEAT is a CD Baby Children's Pop Editor's Pick.
Also last year, Pottery Barn Kids, the children's retailer, featured Robert at twenty performances at some of their 66 chain stores across the U.S. and Canada.
Hot Off The Griddle magazine called his music "imaginative" and "hilarious."
DON'T SNEEZE CHOO-CHOO TRAIN is his best album to date.
The following are very short descriptions of the songs on DON'T SNEEZE CHOO-CHOO TRAIN:
1. Mr. Train
When Mr Train sneezes, his passengers miss their stops in American cities.
2. Cassie, the Firedog
Cassie is a firedog at the fire station.
3. Homebody Pie
Excitement about having a piece of Homebody Pie.
4. Blue Food
Only Blue Food will do!
5. Parakeet Watch Out!
A coyote chases a parakeet.
6. Messy
Daddy's solution to a messy house.
7. Get Out Of My Room
From Monday to Friday, a child has the "Get Out of My Room" blues, but on Saturday, he wants everyone to come on back.
8. Telephone Ringing
Running to answer the telephone.
9. Hornybilled Bazooka
Jack is transformed into a sea-monster.
10. You Come Here!
Some fun with the family power struggle!
11. Please Don't Go To Work
A child doesn't want his dad to go to work.
12. Go to Sleep
Working off some energy before bedtime.