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Gargle of the Spartanites
Ashley Holt
A high-octane collection of experimental pop songs with puzzling lyrics from the laboratory of legendary recluse Ashley Holt. Bent, peculiar tunes, made with toys, homemade instruments and LP samples, guaranteed to infect your eager brain.
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Hoodlums by the Curtain Ignite Petroleum | 1:19 | Play |
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Barium | 2:08 | Play |
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His Holiness | 1:57 | Play |
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Plate Tectonic Growl | 1:22 | Play |
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Agony Marquee | 1:40 | Play |
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Squalor | 1:14 | Play |
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Army Guy | 1:42 | Play |
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Enough, Bombardier | 1:43 | Play |
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The Abstractor | 3:08 | Play |
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Um | 1:52 | Play |
| 18:05 | ||||
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Description
Ashley Holt has been writing about himself in the third person for over ten years, and recording homemade music even longer. Gargle of the Spartanites, his sixth full-length collection of songs, continues to examine the relationship between song construction and the inner working of household appliances. In fact, the designs of these pop song prototypes were modeled after schematics for certain popular brands of mid-century vacuum cleaners, resulting in musical performances rooted in the foundation of classic American manufacturing. In keeping with this spirit of innovation, the album also features several instruments of Holt's own invention and many household items not normally used for the purpose of music.
Throughout his tenure as a recording artist, Ashley's goal has been to promote the program of personal fulfillment known as Thrdgll (pronounced "Threadgill") and he considers Gargle of the Spartanites a testament to its beneficial properties. Thrdgll is an 813-step exercise of the subconscious self designed to make personal connections with both ancient cultures and today's televised soap operas. Thrdgll's revolutionary methodology has changed the lives of many notable celebrities and their housekeeping staff, including Mac Davis and that guy who played Mannix. Gandhi once made a passing reference to Thrdgll during his first LSD experience and great thinkers ranging from Arthur Godfrey to Ann Landers have spoken of Thrdgll's power to transform penniless louts into penniless louts with terrific self-esteem.
Which is not to say that a complete embrace of the Thrdgll ethos is essential for one's enjoyment of Ashley's music. However, any increased metaphysical wisdom gleaned as a result of Holt's infectious tunesmanship should be considered permanent and will not wash off in the shower. Enjoy these samples of Ashley's songwriting prowess at your own risk. Repeat as needed.