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And They Say I've Got Talent
Tom Smith
Cutting-edge satire, dark fantasy, warm fuzzies, and the usual barrage of puns, in every musical style from folk-rock to techno to lullaby to polka. "One of our great wordsmiths today." - Dr. Demento
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And They Say I've Got Talent | 5:22 | Play |
| 2 |
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Howie's Norvegian Bluess | 2:49 | Play |
| 3 |
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Happy Conception Day | 1:18 | Play |
| 4 |
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Trans Poly U Fight Song | 2:03 | Play |
| 5 |
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The Illuminati Polka | 2:27 | Play |
| 6 |
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Dark Country | 5:25 | Play |
| 7 |
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The Ballad Of Rupert | 4:06 | Play |
| 8 |
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Bullet Time | 3:40 | Play |
| 9 |
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The Great Moonwolf Trap | 4:54 | Play |
| 10 |
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A Dragon's Lullaby | 2:43 | Play |
| 11 |
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Rock Me Amidala | 3:56 | Play |
| 12 |
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Talk Like A Pirate Day | 5:36 | Play |
| 13 |
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Rich Fantasy Lives | 3:42 | Play |
| 14 |
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Denouement | 0:42 | Play |
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Bonus Track: Intro | 0:39 | Play |
| 16 |
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Bonus Track: This Ain't Over Yet | 3:20 | Play |
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Description
And They Say I've Got Talent (5:20)
Dedicated to the utter lack of musical talent, charisma, and originality exhibited by modern-era "divas", in particular the one whose name rhymes with Canessa Varlton
Howie's Norvegian Bluess (2:47)
For Howard ("The Birdie Song") Harrison, the only tall Black guy I know who says "Eh?"
Happy Conception Day (1:16)
A warm and cuddly greeting from the Republic of Gilead
Trans Poly U Fight Song (2:01)
Victory march for mad scientist school Transylvania Polygnostic University, from Phil Foglio's comic Girl Genius
The Illuminati Polka (2:25)
You are not authorized to listen to this song
Dark Country (5:23)
Inspired by Gary Cole as Sheriff Lucas Buck from the TV series American Gothic
The Ballad Of Rupert (4:04)
Not your father's nonconformist-stands-tall song... at least, I don't THINK so
Bullet Time (3:38)
Inspired by the computer games Max Payne and Max Payne 2 (the game's "gimmick" is "bullet time", which slows down the action, all Matrixy-like, so the player can aim better and dodge gunfire)
The Great Moonwolf Trap (4:53)
No, that's not really Michael Longcor on this song, but I did sing it for him and he likes it (phew)
A Dragon's Lullaby (2:40)
Written for Grant Akira Johnson and his parents Doug and Christy
Rock Me Amidala (3:54)
From the soundtrack of the independent film Saving Star Wars
Talk Like A Pirate Day (5:34)
Arrr! Happy September 19th ta Cap'n Slappy, Ol' Chumbucket, an' Jezebel the Webwench
Rich Fantasy Lives (3:40)
Words by Rob Balder, creator of the online comic Partially Clips
Denoument (:40)
Of all the tracks on the album, this one is probably the last
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Visit Tom on the web at tomsmithonline.com
and livejournal.com/users/filkertom/
And his partners for this album
partiallyclips.com
savingstarwars.com
studiofoglio.com/girlgenius.html
talklikeapirate.com