Audio Collection
Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit and other Songs My Parents Won't Let Me Sing
Barry Louis Polisar
weird, off-the-wall and off-beat music for kids...not your average children's album...for those who want something different
Collection Contents
| # | Title | Length | ||
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| 1 |
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I Lost My Pants | 4:31 | Play |
| 2 |
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Mom Said, No, I Said, Why? | 1:51 | Play |
| 3 |
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The Dinosaur Song | 2:07 | Play |
| 4 |
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Reptile World | 2:58 | Play |
| 5 |
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Get Your Finger Off My Leg and Your Hand Off of My Shoe | 2:19 | Play |
| 6 |
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Inequality Makes the World Go Round | 1:51 | Play |
| 7 |
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Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby | 3:28 | Play |
| 8 |
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Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String | 1:42 | Play |
| 9 |
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Nothing | 1:27 | Play |
| 10 |
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I'm Late | 1:18 | Play |
| 11 |
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I Don't Think My Teacher Likes Me | 2:23 | Play |
| 12 |
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I Love my Daddy | 2:33 | Play |
| 13 |
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Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit | 1:35 | Play |
| 14 |
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Go and Hush the Baby | 2:20 | Play |
| 15 |
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Don't Eat the Food That is Sitting in Your Plate | 1:28 | Play |
| 16 |
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I'm Standing Naked on the Kitchen Table (Trying to Get Your Atte | 2:52 | Play |
| 17 |
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Wet Again | 2:50 | Play |
| 18 |
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But I Still Don't Like Asparagus | 2:02 | Play |
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Description
If you are discovering Barry's music for the first time,
don't start with this CD!
Instead we suggest "Teachers Favorites," "Family Trip," "Old Dogs, New Tricks" or "A Little Different."
This CD originally came out in 1982 and is for dedicated fans only - those people who grew up on this recording. The songs are edgy and some of the references are dated. We think it's off-the-wall and Barry thinks it's off-key.