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Professional Smart Aleck
Carla Ulbrich
Fun, funny stuff. Live in concert. Jokes, stories, wacky songs and hot guitar pickin'- as heard on Dr. Demento.. Songs about Waffle House, Wedgies, Love Triangles, dating for the food, psychotherapy and more.
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Kelson Says Hi | 0:37 | Play |
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I Have to Kill You Now | 3:31 | Play |
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A Name is a Name is a Name | 3:14 | Play |
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That's Alright Now Mama | 2:33 | Play |
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The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs | 3:50 | Play |
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The Wedgie | 2:14 | Play |
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How To Build A Log Cabin (for dummies) (a story) | 2:30 | Play |
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Toasted Chicken Sandwich | 3:50 | Play |
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Candy and Gum | 4:08 | Play |
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(I Don't Like) Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs | 2:08 | Play |
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The Teachers of Clempson | 3:03 | Play |
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Cascade | 2:33 | Play |
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Would You Rather Be Paid | 2:50 | Play |
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Therapy Works | 2:58 | Play |
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What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone | 3:12 | Play |
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a bonus | 1:20 | Play |
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Description
If you enjoy offbeat humor such as Christine Lavin and Tom Lehrer and generally wacky, lively original songs, check out this CD from Professional Smart Aleck Carla Ulbrich.
Her young fans have nicknamed her "Weird Gal" (an homage to Weird Al).
Carla's 2nd CD is *live* in concert. It features "I Have to Kill You now" (#5 most requested song twice in 2003 on the Dr. Demento show), "The Wedgie," "The Guy who Changes the Light Bulbs" (both also in the Funny Five on Dr Demento), advice on how to build a log cabin and how to pronounce Carla's name, Chicken Sandwiches, a Love Triangle, public education in South Carolina, and a death- threat ballad; all the important topics are covered here.
Folk DJs have had a good time airing tracks from this CD, and several have included it among their favorite CDs of 2003: Otto Bost @ WDIY, Paul Porzio @ WEBR, and Larry Hoyt @ WAER.
Carla tours almost non-stop year 'round and has appeared on numerous stages, conventions, radio stations, TV shows and patches of grass, including the South Florida Folk Festival, PAX TV, USA TV network, XM Radio, the Falcon Ridge Folk Festival (voted "most wanted" 2004), Eddie's Attic, and the Bluebird Cafe.
Carla has taught guitar at several colleges and the National Guitar Workshop and has shared the bill with such luminaries as Cheryl Wheeler and Twiggy the Water Skiing Squirrel. Carla Ulbrich is a member of ASCAP and President of the Difficult Last Name Club, likes cheese, and collects bottlecaps.
This CD contains 8 previously unreleased songs, 2 previously unreleased instrumentals and 2 previously released (but new versions) songs.
"Better than a bologna sandwich" -Joni Kost, Arts in the Park, Beaufort, SC
Prefer to purchase downloads? This CD is available at iTunes.com, netmusic.com, listen.com, and viztas.com