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HALLOWMONIUM: 6 Original Halloween Songs On Harmonium (Smoke weed when you listen)
David Hatfield
PSST... OVER HERE... NO, BACK OVER HERE. DON'T PASS ME BY. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAN THAT. THANKS. OKAY, SO YOU'RE SITTING AT WORK AND YOU'RE SICK OF THE SAME OLD SAME OLD MUSIC THAT YOU'RE SUPRIZED THEY EVEN LET YOU LISTEN TO. THEN CHECK OUT HALLOWMONIUM
Collection Contents
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The Mortal And The Dead | 3:04 | Play |
| 2 |
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Come Into My Mind | 5:28 | Play |
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Frankenstein | 5:35 | Play |
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Beverly Manor | 3:28 | Play |
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Somewhere In Demensia | 3:10 | Play |
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Friends In The GraveYard | 5:03 | Play |
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THANK YOU! I Squeeze my teddy (bear) every day and smile at the moon for no other reason then the fact that I know the mice won't mind (don't worry,it makes sense in my head.) Now that I've carefully and methodically cultivated your interest, here is an answer to some of the most commonly asked questions about the harmonium:
WHAT IS A HARMONIUM? I'm glad you asked. The best way that 'I' could describe a harmonium is...a horizontal wooden accordion with testicles.
WHY TESTICLES DAVID? Well new intern, I say 'testicles' because the sound is far deeper than the accordian, and much less 'brassy.' You can really hear the wood too. Many say it's a wonderful sounding instrument. If you hate the accoridan, you'll love the harmonium. Some have compared it to the sound of a church pipe organ. For an instrument that weighs less than 15 pounds, the sound is gigantic.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE HARMONIUM DAVID! Okay, friend Skywalker. The Harmonium was originally a Celtic instrument that had wooden legs. After the English Colonized India, the Indians took off the legs, because during their religious rituals they sat on the ground, thus making it also, more light and portable.
WE'RE STARTING TO GET BORED DAVID. TELL US WHY THIS ALBUM IS IMPORTANT FOR US TO BUY... (?)
Hallowmonium is the only existing Halloween CD as it currently stands, with original songs played entirely on HARMONIUM. The words are very artistic, poetic yet dark and even funny at times. Intentionally abrasive in a musical sense, the raw unplugged nature of the music offers its own particular mystique. For trivia: The two biggest influences on this CD are Tim Burton and Pink Floyd. You won't have to listen very hard to hear them.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO ANY MUSIC/FILM STUDIOS THAT PRODUCE HALLOWEEN SUBJECT MATTER. DON'T LET THIS MUSIC GET LOST IN THE SHUFFLE. Thus you can be happy knowing you did your part. Thanks in advance. Thx-DH-
ROYALTY FREE: Any independent films or radio stations that wish to use any material or portions of are welcome to do so royalty free just as long as and only as long as they give me David Hatfield the credit for writing the specific musical material used. Consider this paragraph as your permission. Just print it as proof.
PLEASE ADD TO THE CHAT ROOM QUASI REVIEW SYTEM (BELOW UNDER REVIEWS)THAT SEEMS TO BE WORKING WELL. JUST ADD YOUR COMMENT TO THE OTHER FRIENDS COMENTS AND INCLUDE SOMETHING ABOUT THE CD.IT'S FUN. JUST TRY IT.YOU CAN USE YOUR NAME OR MAKE UP A NAME. 'OTHER PEOPLE' OBVIOUSLY DID. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT, ALTHOUGH YOU SHOULD. FOR THE CHEAP PRICE, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? JUST LISTEN TO THE SOUND CLIPS AND GO FROM THOSE. BE SURE TO READ THE REVIEWS FROM THE BOTTOM UP OR THEY WON'T MAKE ANY SENSE. MORE COMMENTS PLEASE YOU LAZY FREAKS! LEAVE MORE REVIEWS AND I'LL BE NICER TO YOU! JUST KIDDING FOR YOU FREAKS WITH NO SENSE OF FREAK HUMOR.
PS Sorry again for the Latin Jazz inacuracy, but it gets people to the site and it's worth the trade off.
CHECK OUT THIS LINK: [TAKE THE TIME IT'S WORTH IT]
http://halloween.sitenation.com/site/lndb/go/1104357066
IMPORTANT NOTE: check out these gothic horror cinematic soundscapes: FRANK PETRUCELLI/ PETRUCELLI PRODUCTIONS MORBID MELODIES
Also
SOBODA MUSIC: SCREAM IN THE DARK. You'll enjoy these tales of folklore and Macabre.
CHECK OUT THIS LINK:
http://halloween.sitenation.com/site/lndb/go/1104357066