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Hey Jerkface, Nice Turn Signal
Stephen Vincent
If you are sick of life you will someday find yourself sick of this CD as well.
Collection Contents
| # | Title | Length | ||
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My Car Payment is 368 Dollars a Month | 2:54 | Play |
| 2 |
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Make Your Dreams Come True | 3:12 | Play |
| 3 |
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She Didn't Know She was Hot | 4:22 | Play |
| 4 |
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Martin Street | 5:50 | Play |
| 5 |
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I'd Rather Have You Fall in Love with Me | 3:14 | Play |
| 6 |
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My Coffee | 3:12 | Play |
| 7 |
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My Girl Digs the Sacrifice Fly | 2:25 | Play |
| 8 |
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I Don't Like Cats | 4:22 | Play |
| 9 |
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I'm Not Gay | 3:46 | Play |
| 10 |
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My Own Apartment | 3:39 | Play |
| 11 |
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Tennis on Grass | 2:57 | Play |
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| Bitmunk Marketplace Service | USD $0.98 |
| CD Baby Artist Royalty | USD $5.97 |
| CD Baby 9% Digital Distribution Cost | USD $0.54 |
| Bitmunk Download Service | USD $0.42 |
| Bitmunk MicroPayment Service | USD $0.01 |
| Total | USD $7.90 |
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Description
Hello, Stephen Vincent here
So, youve decided you want to find out more about my CD, Hey Jerkface, Nice Turn Signal. My job now is to grab hold of this chance to make you want to give me some of your hard earned money in exchange for a copy of my album.
Gee, maybe Ill throw out a bunch of fluff about who I sound like and who my influences are.
BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, I know, Ill take the sentimental approach and tell you some story about how I started playing music when I was four and I would visit my blind aunt who would bake me apple pie and teach me notes on the piano.
EVEN MORE BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and also not true)
So, I will tell you this: Depending what type of person you are you will either think this CD is a masterpiece or that I am a complete idiot. If you get what Im saying, these songs will hang around in your head for a good while and your world will be a little bit better place.
If you dont understand, I wont hold it against you. I often wish I could be so dulled down.
(JUST KIDDING; I REALLY DONT)
Take care whoever you are,
Steve