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Big Blue Christmas Balls
Banned On Earth
Balls in your face, raunchy Christmas music that sounds like Green Day's love child with Howard Stern. Please use a condom when listening to this.
Collection Contents
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Big Blue Christmas Balls | 2:33 |
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| 2 |
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Vixen the Whory Reindeer | 2:39 |
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| 3 |
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The Dreidel Song | 1:01 |
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| 4 |
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Santa Has a Hardon | 3:04 |
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| 5 |
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S&M Christmas Song | 3:51 |
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| 6 |
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I Want Anal Sex For Christmas | 2:39 |
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| 7 |
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Santa Please Sit on My Face | 3:03 |
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| 8 |
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Men Have Dicks | 3:37 |
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| 9 |
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I'm the Sexiest Man Alive | 3:16 |
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| 10 |
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Come to Daddy | 4:00 |
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| 11 |
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Tat Boy With Boobs | 3:16 |
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| 12 |
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Mom's Got Milk | 2:57 |
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Description
Trace Burroughs is BANNED ON EARTH and author and composer of all the songs in the BIG BLUE CHRISTMAS BALLS album. He began as a drummer back in the Jurassic period and has played with The Kingsmen, Rick Derringer, Mountain, Alice Cooper and Vanilla Fudge. Burroughs' drumming style is so ferocious that the Who's management considered him as a replacement drummer for Keith Moon during Moon's collapsing on stage episodes in the 70's.
In 1971 Burroughs stalked Jimi Hendrix manager and X-Animals bass man Chas Chandler. He was finally invited to his office where Tracy claimed he was the Jim Hendrix of the drums and the next big rock super star. Chandler through him out of his office and threatened to castrate him if Tracy ever used his name with his. Burroughs promptly printed up a poster with his face and that quote and plastered it all over the Soho area of London, around the historic Marquee club, causing quite a buzz and additional threats by Chandler.
In 1975 Tracy was included in the Guinness Book of World Records for marathon drumming 10 days. In 1978 he was listed again when he broke his own record by drumming 21 days straight.
In 1975 he also constructed the World Largest T-Shirt (50 by 32 feet) and as a promotional event, spread the T-shirt out in Rockefeller Center, set up his 21 piece, 4 base drum set and did a solo which resulted in a ticket for obstructing traffic. In 1986 he was one of the 5 runners up in Howard Stern's most outrageous stunt contest when he built the World's Largest pair of woman's panties (48 by 30 feet) and draped it onfront of a building in Manhattan.
In the 80's he started a graphics studio, littlemenstudio.com. In the 90's dabbled in television writing and has written for Nickelodeon, MTV, Fox Kid's Club and the USA network. Including a dozen spec feature length scripts and sitcoms. He's the author of 6 published books which he also illustrated. During this time he was the announcer on the Nickelodeon show Total Panic.
In 1997 he started his animation studio little-men.com. Some of his clients have included HBO Downtown Productions, Disney Channel, MTV, Howard Stern, comedians Rita Rudner and Margaret Cho. Her comments regarding the work we produced for her film Notorious C.H.O. and her November 8th, 2005 Assassin Tour DVD: "Truly amazing!... You rock! ....They're hysterical!" His work has appeared on cable, network and in film. You can see clips from his reel at little-men.com