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Lyrics By Nancy Deville And John Davis, Performed By Studio Musicians
Celebrate Dogmas!
Delightfully intelligent christmas songs for dog lovers.
Collection Contents
| # | Title | Length | ||
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| 1 |
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Riding in the Car | 2:17 | Play |
| 2 |
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The Twelve Days of Dogmas | 3:47 | Play |
| 3 |
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Let Us Kiss You | 1:44 | Play |
| 4 |
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Tenacity | 1:54 | Play |
| 5 |
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Veterinarian Time | 5:41 | Play |
| 6 |
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Dogs are Pure Love | 1:41 | Play |
| 7 |
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People Food | 4:10 | Play |
| 8 |
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We Three Dogs Escape the Backyard | 2:43 | Play |
| 9 |
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O Little Dream of Alpha Dog | 3:45 | Play |
| 10 |
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Aqua, ex alti-thronus (Water from they who are seated in heaven) | 2:52 | Play |
| 11 |
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Away in a Shelter | 2:39 | Play |
| 12 |
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O Puppy Night | 3:40 | Play |
| 13 |
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Twas the Day Before Dogmas | 5:14 | Play |
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Description
Dont you just wish you could get into a dogs mind? What would they sing on Christmas? Celebrate Dogmas! Thirteen tracks of the funniest most right on Christmas songs sung with dogs mentality. Celebrate Dogmas! (and Celebrate Catmas!) are the brainchild of two devoted dog and cat lovers. The first thing you think after laughing your head off is how these amazing performers could sing so seriously without howling themselves!
Check out a few lyrics from Let Us Kiss You Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls
Let us kiss you on the mouth Fa la la la la la la la la!
After eating something foul Fa la la la la la la la la!
Give us things decayed and mushy Fa la la la la la la la la!
We eat it all, we are not fussy Fa la la la la la la la la!
Private parts we lick and slurp Fa la la la la la la la la!
As guests enjoy holiday dessert Fa la la la la la la la la!
Sniffing all the ladies crotches Fa la la la la la la la la!
Humping legs while everyone watches Fa la la la la la la la la!
Celebrate Dogmas! And Celebrate Catmas! are expected to become Christmas classics among dog and cat lovers. Your dogs and cats will love them too!
Read what dogs have been saying about Celebrate Dogmas!
Celebrate Dogmas really speaks to me
Yeah, they nailed us
My favorite song is 'People Food
Join the fun and have a Merry Dogmas!