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Marijuana Christmas
Jet Baker
If you smoke pot this is your Christmas album - Marijuana Christmas, Dude the Stoner Snowman, Santa's Got the Munchies, Can You Name The Stoner Reindeer?, Weed In My Stocking, Bong Bong Bong, Christmas Buds, Santa's Bag, Holiday Rush, Hydro Hanukah, Puff
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Marijuana Christmas | 3:26 | Play |
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Santa's Bag | 3:23 | Play |
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Can You Name The Stoner Reindeer? | 4:52 | Play |
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Santa's Got The Munchies | 3:48 | Play |
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Weed In My Stocking | 1:50 | Play |
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Dude The Stoner Snowman | 4:10 | Play |
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Hydro Hanukah | 2:19 | Play |
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Bong Bong Bong | 3:01 | Play |
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Christmas Buds | 1:11 | Play |
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Holiday Rush | 5:05 | Play |
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Santa's Got The Munchies (Instrumental) | 3:48 | Play |
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Puff For Peace | 4:04 | Play |
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Description
This CD is a thank you to all the fans who download tracks from my CDs all year I wanna wanna, I wanna wish ya a very very MARIJUANA CHRISTMAS. I wanna wish you all the best and may all of you and all yours all be blessed with happiness, health, prosperity and big big big bags of KB. You may have seen Jet Baker in the High Times film The Cannabis Cup or on stage in Amsterdam at the Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam since 2000. This is Jets 8th CD about weed since meeting the peeps at High Times magazine. Songs from this CD are featured in the film MARIJUANA CHRISTMAS, a High Art film in association with Jet Baker Omnimedia. www.JetRap.com for details. Jet Baker is a grass roots movementtell ya buds.
Have ever wondered whats in SANTAS BAG? This song lays it out. Dudes got all the winning strains from The Cannabis Cup, vaporizers, bongs, mini matches (what the hell?), and more.
CAN YOU NAME THE STONER REINDEER? OK, theres Stasher, Pincher, Downer and Bissin, Vomit and Moocher, Dramatic and Bitchin. Theres no super star red nosed reindeer here. This heres all about the team, the stoner reindeer team. Well its mostly about Stasher and Pincher and some of their buds.
I left a plate of cookies and a glass of milk for Santa to eat. Then I waited for him. Guess What. SANTAS GOT THE MUNCHIES. Hes always got that pipe in his mouth right?
Tradition in my family is stockings first. There they were chocked full of stuff. Theres a candy cane stickin out. Theres a Rubiks Cube in there, like on a key chain right? Then at the bottom of the foot guess what I found. I got WEED IN MY STOCKING. I must have been good last year. Yeah, I was good.
Yeah youve heard of Frosty. This song is about his bad ass buddy DUDE THE STONER SNOWMAN. Cinnamon red hot eyes all glazed, cookie for a nose, been puffin all day. I see the stoner snowmen and stoner snow girls all around the neighborhood. You can hear em talking. Ive heard em. You wont believe what they talk about.
I couldnt put out a holiday CD without including all my friends. This track is for all my buds who dont celebrate Christmas. To all yall I wanna wish ya a HYDRO HANUKAH.
Every day is a holiday. What ya gonna do about it? Heres an ideaBONG BONG BONG. Its a holiday. Im gonna celebrate. Its gonna be great. I got the kind 8th. Put out a lot of love. And ignore the hate. Take a little puff. With ya soul mate.
The day after Christmas December 26th is the official stoner holiday Marijuana Christmas. Everybodys in town seeing their family, home from school. Thats when I get together with my CHRISTMAS BUDS. Even if I dont see these guys until next year, I know what its gonna be. Its gonna be great man.
Gotta go gotta go gotta get it. HOLIDAY RUSH, yeah I feel it. Everybody out gettin what theyre needin. Holiday rush, Holiday season. Im goin home back where I belong. Im goin home, back to where I came from.
I have had this theory for years now. Finally Ive put the concept to music. PUFF FOR PEACE. Heres how it works If every time you take a puff you say a prayer for peace, well then guess what. All your prayers they do add up. Say a prayer for peace.
Until new morning dawn
After the war is done
Till then I take a puff
And say a prayer for peace