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Feminine Hi-jinx
Summerz Eve
12 unadulterated tracks of pure punk pop jailbait from the legendary teenage foursome.
Collection Contents
| # | Title | Length | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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Theme From Summerz Eve | 2:30 | Play |
| 2 |
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Magically Delicious | 2:39 | Play |
| 3 |
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Miss Piss | 2:40 | Play |
| 4 |
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Steve | 2:07 | Play |
| 5 |
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Party Down The Street | 2:12 | Play |
| 6 |
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Yer Soaking In It | 2:40 | Play |
| 7 |
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Pleasure Kitty | 4:05 | Play |
| 8 |
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Grab Me | 2:44 | Play |
| 9 |
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Peppermint Bang Bang | 2:55 | Play |
| 10 |
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Take Off Your Pants And Stay Awhile | 2:48 | Play |
| 11 |
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My Vagina's Not Broken, It's My Heart That Aches | 3:33 | Play |
| 12 |
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(Why Did You) DUMP (Me)? | 4:33 | Play |
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Description
SUMMERZ EVE: Their Story.
From the unfinished basement of Connie "Pickles" Dilworth's parents home in Black River Falls, Wisconsin, magic was born. Four best friends, armed with electric guitars and a burning desire to avoid going to their shift at Arby's, made a promise to each other: to become the best, most kick-assest band they could be.
Lead singer Summer Kewler, a hot teenage girl, leads the rock rebellion. Guitarist Jenna Glenlivet explains: "We had a lot of fun, and--"Fuck yeah we did!!", Drummer Mara Spermatozza, interjects. Mara interrupts a lot....but her dad owns a big van so, well, you know how that goes.
They love beer, being bad and wonder bras. They described their orgins in the Donna's-esque "THEME FROM SUMMERZ EVE." As for men? "Well, sometimes there's only one way to tell if he's right" winks Summer, and with the Cheap Trick - inspired "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS" you learn their basic, primal requirement to dating.
"PLEASURE KITTY" is "a naughty nod to traditional girl groups of a bygone era", Connie the showoff/big reader says, to the blank stares of her bandmates.
They even took a turn with Country Rock with the poignant "MY VAGINA'S NOT BROKEN, IT'S MY HEART THAT ACHES" "We love that cowboy shit", Mara smiles, warmly. "And it's a true story"' says Jenna, as she picks at her flakey black nail polish. "What we wrote is what it's like to be us, you know? True Shit."
With"Feminine Hijinx", they fianlly get to flip the bird back at the school lunch ladies. These undisputed champions of post-pubescent girl rock channel their teenage angst into their rock anthems, the perfect tunes to listen to while shoplifting cigarettes, drinking 3.2 beer, or French kissing that guy you met last weekend at Wal-mart.
And with Summer's step dad Brad buying them beer, there's no stopping these power pop revivalists.
..........May we present...from the bowels of the Dilworth' s basement to the toppermoist of the poppermoist...SUMMERZ EVE!