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Sucking a Cow's Udder During a Solar Eclipse
Paul Nardizzi
As seen on Conan and Comedy Central, the Comedy Record Holder in Punch lines per minute performs a hilarious rant on kids, sports, maggots and driving. Paul also won the 2001 Boston Comedy Competition.
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Driving | 5:23 | Play |
| 2 |
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Car Options | 1:57 | Play |
| 3 |
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A House Overlooking the Water | 3:53 | Play |
| 4 |
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Golf | 5:18 | Play |
| 5 |
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The Olympics | 3:36 | Play |
| 6 |
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Mountain Bikes | 2:53 | Play |
| 7 |
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Tyson | 1:26 | Play |
| 8 |
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Nitwit Baseball Fans | 0:45 | Play |
| 9 |
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Mini Vans | 1:32 | Play |
| 10 |
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Light Block Milk | 7:29 | Play |
| 34:12 | ||||
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Description
Paul Nardizzi has appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central (Shorties Watching Shorties), and the Best Damn Sports Show Period, where he pissed off Michael Irvin by insulting OJ Simpson. He is the Unofficial World Record Holder in Punch Lines per minute (73 in eight minutes), won the Boston Comedy Competition in 2001, is one of the most requested comedians on XM Satellite Radio, and has written four books, The Sarcastic Sports Trivia Book Volumes 1 and 2, 602 Reasons to be Ticked Off, and 602 Reasons to be Pissed Off. Fans of Paul claim they love the fact that he always has new material, his act has a rhythm to it that is very unique, and he rants on topics they can relate to in their own lives.